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jakegyllenhaalelujah asked: favorite body part? Hands are pretty cool, that goes for limbs as a whole I guess. I’ve never really thought about it that much. |
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sadponyguerillagrrrl asked: if you were a body of water which one would you be The English Channel because I’m a nuisance and filled with shit |
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
romania or bust fuck all y’all
(Source: fuckyoutubers)
as soon as the singer from moldova increased in size and went up in flames my mum got off the sofa and said “i need another drink”
“thass cowin lush that is” - my mum on the eurovision opening ceremony
god bless eurovision for refuting all belief that british people are in any way classy or refined
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2hushit asked: wtf dude why do u let girls lift u I identify as a dumbbell Interpret that punchline however you want |
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Anonymous asked: height, weight? 6’3ish, I think. I haven’t weighed myself in months but most of my female friends can lift me off the ground so that’s probably an indicator |
